Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Cow Dung. Packaged.


Here's what Prof.Arindham Chaudhari says in the dean's message on the IIPM site.




"We need to understand that sustainable growth can be achieved only by committing ourselves to macro level growth strategies that would encompass the bottom 80% of the population and not just the top 20%. This conscientious approach would make a growth rate of 12% per capita per annum possible."


Um...What approach? Just employ macro level growth stratagies that encompasses bottom 80% and voila you get a growth rate of 12% per capita?




"In the light of globalization of the Indian economy and capitulation of Indian brands, it is imperative for tomorrow's leaders to be aware of the above mentioned facts, so that they can face the emerging global challenges of international markets with confidence, while remaining committed to remove massive poverty of Indian masses within a generation."


Above mentioned facts? What facts?




"While some wealthy nations enjoy the luxury of material of plenty, the fact remains that more than twice the number of people killed in the 2nd world war die every year of hunger and curable diseases. And yet we fail to realize that unrestricted satisfaction of all desires is not conducive to human well being! Nor is it the way to happiness, or for that matter, even maximum pleasure!! When the wealthy nations today talk of 'being one' with the rest of the world, and of concepts of global village, their talks simply border on hypocrisy."


Twice the number of people killed in the 2nd world war die every year of hunger and curable diseases! So, employ macro level growth stratagies to bottom 80%? Achieve 12% growth rate and then realize unrestricted satisfaction of all desires is not conducive to human well being? I am scratching my head here.




"The time has come for India to lead the way in showing that this carnage can be stopped with the help of determined leadership and long term committed vision."


Carnage! By who? Could it be by the wealthy nations enjoying the luxury of material of plenty?




"The Indian managers need to develop a strong vision for their companies, and most importantly, for the people who work for them, apart from having a terrific sense of commitment for the country, great motivational skills and leadership qualities."


The rest of the Dean's message is more packaged bull shit. Look's like he's farting and is amused by his own smell.




"A growth rate of 12% per capita per annum would imply that India can beat U.S.A. in terms of purchasing power parity within the next 25 to 30 years and become economically the strongest country in the world. For this, the Government of India needs to support the Indian organizations with suitable pro-people & pro-India policies, which would help Indian organizations in becoming stronger to compete in the world market successfully. Future leaders must be aware of this and not remain intellectually handicapped. IIPM strives for these commitments and continuously endeavours to educate its students and clients on these issues with the belief that sooner than later, structured economic independence can be achieved through a coordinated effort..."


Can anyboy decode this bull shit for me? It just wreaks like a pack of eggs left in a hot room - for a year! I can't believe people are paying close to Rs.800k for joining in the program he's offering.


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