Thursday, May 12, 2005

 

It's a fortune cookie, all right!


Who knew a fortune cookie can make you really rich? This one did. Not one but a hundred and ten can vouch for it. Here's what the powerball official said:

"Our first winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie," said Rebecca Paul,chief executive of the Tennessee Lottery. "The second winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie. The third winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie."
Read the full thing in The New York Times.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

 

Hinduism in Danger!!!


So screamed the middle aged woman with the mike at the LeMont temple, the other day. "The Christians and the Muslims are converting the Hindus and this needs to be stopped," said she. If you think there are hundreds of Hindus with thrishuls to take on an invading army of Muslim and Christian missionaries bent on converting the last remaining Hindu on the planet, -- I am sorry to tell you, you would be wrong. The stage was graduation ceremony for kids aged three to one-hundred-three(sic) in their respective mother tongues. The whole thing was hilarious. If I didn't enjoy spending time with my little nephew and niece so much, I would never be at the temple at that early in the morning. Once the woman finished her long speech of the impending gloom that is Hinduism's fate in the coming years, the kids got a chance to display their proficiency in the languages they toiled to learn every Sunday morning with a heavy dose of American accent. This is America: Kids are encouraged to speak English at home; and then sent to Sunday school to learn their mother tongue. And for the spirtually inclined kids, there is Religion 101 too. I can't wait for the day when my little one is on stage reciting okati, rendu, moodu...in Telugu. There are tears in my eyes, already!

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